🔥 Are You Brave Enough to Face the Heat?
The Toe of Satan Lollipop is an ultra-spicy candy made with a unique 'hellfire' chili extract, boasting a staggering 9 million Scoville heat units. Designed for spice enthusiasts, this lollipop challenges you to endure five minutes of intense heat, all while providing a thrilling experience that guarantees bragging rights among friends. Made from the world-record Carolina Reaper pepper, this candy is not for the faint-hearted and should be approached with caution.
S**N
As advertised, mostly
If you're buying this solely to try it, a few initial licks aren't going to cause adverse effects. If you're buying this for the challenge, then here are some tips.After completing it today, there are 2 things that you might not be aware of and I definitely wasn't.The first is how after you take it out of your mouth, the pain doesn't stop. You're in for anywhere from another 10 to 20 minutes of burning in your mouth and, if you swallowed your spit, burning in your throat. It took a surprising amount of time for my mouth to be completely rid of the capsaicin afterward, and I found myself occasionally feeling some burning on my lips even more than an hour later.The second is the one I'm running into right now and the reason I'm writing this. The stomachache afterward is incredibly volatile. At first, it felt like hunger, but after mistakenly drinking some milk (which makes it worse apparently), it completely erupted into sharp and stinging pain. I didn't quite have diarrhea, but what came out was somehow worse. It felt like the skin on my ass was burning just like my mouth was during the challenge (not as painful, but still damn painful). I'm currently in the middle of the sessions of getting this out of my body and so far we're at two very excruciating toilet paper trials. When I said it wasn't diarrhea, I WISH it was, because the weird paste I got instead is making it so much worse. The wiping spreads out the burning shit more so it covers a larger area and lingers on your skin. Pray you get diarrhea instead of this. With how thick it is it's almost like peanut butter filled with acid and it would probably feel better if I just left the bathroom without doing anything to clean it. I knew going in to not swallow my spit for the challenge but still let some down my throat, and I imagine if I swallowed more, all of this part would be so much worse. For the stomachache, have Tylenol or antacids ready, and for anything that comes out, there's nothing you can do.If you haven't reconsidered by now, then good luck, soldier.
N**W
The Toe of Death ... For Your Insides.
Mkay, let me start off with YES, this really is spicy. No, I’m not just saying that to hype it up.I am a lover of spicy food. I am passionate about spicy food. The spicier the better. Not much these days is actually spicy to me ... until I bought this bad boy.I’ve seen the challenge done and thought to myself that it couldn’t really be that bad.*Laughs* Ooooh oooh oh was I WRONG! Oh Lord was I wrong. You’ll be praying to Jesus by the time it is over. Whether it is during the challenge, or for some, on the potty praying that Jesus takes pitty on you enough to extinguish the flames scorching your ass from the inside. My mouth was on fire. I feel bad for those who got it on both ends. My prayers go out to those who have experienced the wrath of this sucker going in and coming out.Anyway, back on track. So this little booger of a sucker was the first spicy food to ever make me cry. I’m not talking a tear or two. No. No, it was uncontrollable. Not quite ugly girl crying, but it was up there ... near the same category. We won’t talk about that.At first the cinnamon flavor hits you and you think, oh that’s not that bad. I am here to tell you it IS that bad. Wait for it. A minute or so in the cinnamon flavor is replaced and the spicy starts to kick in. Still not that bad. I can handle this. Right? So about two minutes in the spicy kicks it up a notch. A big notch. My mouth was on FIRE! Toe of Satan???? More like the ... I’m not sure I can say that, but a toe it is not. By 3 minutes in, the uncontrollable crying starts. My nose is running like a faucet. That’s uncontrollable, too. Pretty much everything your body does while eating this sucker is uncontrollable. Uncontrollable crying, dripping nose, shaking (if you experience that. I happened to). It felt as if Satan heated up an iron rod and crammed it down my throat. My mouth was on fire, my throat was on fire and my stomach was beginning to feel the effect as well. By 3 1/2 minutes in the shaking started. The praying started. I think at some point someone was spraying me with holy water. “The power of Christ compells you!” The demon comes out later while your on the potty if you’re one of the unlucky ones.I didn’t make it the full 5 minutes unfortunately, but the effects of the sucker lasted much longer. If you buy this lollipop, know what you’re in for. Don’t go into it thinking the way I did because this lollipops bite is much bigger and harder than yours. Good luck.
O**T
It’s really really really hot
So we bought this to try something different. I have had nitro bear a couple of times, and knew that this toe of Satan was going to be death hot. But we wanted to make cotton candy out of it so when we got it, we pulverized it into a powder and made cotton candy. First things first do not Make cotton candy out of this indoors. It took forever to get the napalm out of the house, and everybody was coughing, including the dogs. Nonetheless, we powered on. My brother and I both grabbed a little pinch of the cotton candy, which smelled like Satan‘s breath and downed it at the same time. Not the best idea in fact . I have made a lot of poor decisions in my life. This is up top. Now let’s get on with it. As soon as this hit your tongue, it melts right on top of your tongue in the most painful spot imaginable. And it was bad. It was like licking the sun multiple times and then licking it some more. I bounced around the house crying out in pain and almost throwing up. Nonetheless, the stuff is hot.I also found out that the candy store close to my house has one of these, so I wanted to test something else out and try it without making cotton candy out of it. It was , just as hot not more hot than the cotton candy but just as hot. So if you’re feeling spicy jump on this son of a gun and give it a whirl.Please forgive any bad spelling speech to text isn’t the best.
V**.
Broken Toe
Has a nice cinnamon smell and good heat. Unfortunately mine came completely crushed.... Cant pick up with the stick or use as a sucker at all. Giving 4 stars because its not the fault of the company who made the product but happened during shipping.
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